The Nimrod NewsPampers CEO Concerned for Sales Impact of Roe v. Wade RevivalThe worldwide diaper conglomerate claims fewer children being born will lead to a dramatic downturn in sales Oct 4Oct 4
The Nimrod News10 Homeless People Share Their Favorite Aspects of HomelessnessBy Pecuniary OnepercentOct 4Oct 4
The Nimrod NewsNew Research Suggests Jesus Had Partial-Dominant “Muppet” DNAApril 30th, 2023Apr 30, 2023Apr 30, 2023
The Nimrod NewsNew Stock Market-Inspired Roller Coaster Launches Poor People on AscentTilly Dally’s Funmusement Park announced on Wednesday (March 10) the construction of a new ride that answers the question: “What would the…Mar 10, 2021Mar 10, 2021
The Nimrod NewsLittle Boy’s Wagon Explodes: Have Self-Destruct Buttons Gone Too Far?The popularization of self-destruct buttons over the last few years has grappled the commodity industry. But after one Missouri mom saw…Feb 25, 2021Feb 25, 2021
The Nimrod NewsDid Yoda’s Sex Scene Go ‘Too Far’?The Star Wars franchise has been well-received for almost 50 years now, and it doesn’t seem to be leaving us any time soon; and for good…Feb 24, 2021Feb 24, 2021
The Nimrod NewsMan Caught Between Microwave and Radio Can Now Taste SoundJosiah Bennett spent his Monday morning no different than he does his Tuesday mornings, Thursday mornings, Saturday mornings and Easter…Feb 23, 2021Feb 23, 2021
The Nimrod NewsNew Bobo Doll Experiment Shows Children Naturally Violent When Clown Replaced by Ted CruzThough all evidence from the famous Bobo Doll experiment showed that children are not innately violent, researchers across America…Feb 19, 2021Feb 19, 2021
The Nimrod NewsLate-Night Show Host James Corden Under Fire After Muppet Discourse Turns ViolentThe British show host was brutally attacked by a Muppet superfan for his snide remarks about Elmo’s basketball abilitiesFeb 17, 2021Feb 17, 2021
