The Nimrod NewsNew Research Suggests Jesus Had Partial-Dominant “Muppet” DNAApril 30th, 20231 min read·Apr 30, 2023----
The Nimrod NewsNew Stock Market-Inspired Roller Coaster Launches Poor People on AscentTilly Dally’s Funmusement Park announced on Wednesday (March 10) the construction of a new ride that answers the question: “What would the…2 min read·Mar 10, 2021----
The Nimrod NewsLittle Boy’s Wagon Explodes: Have Self-Destruct Buttons Gone Too Far?The popularization of self-destruct buttons over the last few years has grappled the commodity industry. But after one Missouri mom saw…3 min read·Feb 25, 2021----
The Nimrod NewsDid Yoda’s Sex Scene Go ‘Too Far’?The Star Wars franchise has been well-received for almost 50 years now, and it doesn’t seem to be leaving us any time soon; and for good…2 min read·Feb 24, 2021----
The Nimrod NewsMan Caught Between Microwave and Radio Can Now Taste SoundJosiah Bennett spent his Monday morning no different than he does his Tuesday mornings, Thursday mornings, Saturday mornings and Easter…3 min read·Feb 23, 2021----
The Nimrod NewsNew Bobo Doll Experiment Shows Children Naturally Violent When Clown Replaced by Ted CruzThough all evidence from the famous Bobo Doll experiment showed that children are not innately violent, researchers across America…3 min read·Feb 19, 2021----
The Nimrod NewsLate-Night Show Host James Corden Under Fire After Muppet Discourse Turns ViolentThe British show host was brutally attacked by a Muppet superfan for his snide remarks about Elmo’s basketball abilities2 min read·Feb 17, 2021----
The Nimrod NewsElbow Noodles: Whose Elbows Are They?Elbow noodles have long stood as a staple of Italian American cuisine, but what do we really know about them. Harvard elbow scientist Doug…2 min read·Feb 16, 2021----
The Nimrod News“This Article Doesn’t Tell the Whole Story!” Shouts Local Man Who Only Read HeadlinePeter Uglato stepped out his front door on Monday morning (Feb. 15) donned in his red and yellow checkered bathrobe matched with a pair of…2 min read·Feb 15, 2021----
The Nimrod NewsSenate Rules Trump Guilty of Insurrection, to Serve 10 Years of Being NaughtyThe second impeachment trial of Donald Trump came to a conclusion on Saturday (Feb. 13) with the Senate determining Donald Trump…2 min read·Feb 13, 2021----
